2014 as Super Scott
2009 as B.S. Murphy
2009 as Brian Scott Murphy
2005 as Brian Scott Murphy
I am, the most confident, a, comedian that you will ever know. (laughter) and a, a a de a great sense of timing (laughter) and um, I oh! I give thing, I de deliver it smoothly too. (laughter) [EDIT] | |
| Well you know what? Um I, i'll do a little riffing, so a (talk to the audience). A what's your name? Taylor. Taylor? I don't know what to say about that. Um. (laughter) My friend Bill's here. A, what's your name Bill? (laughter) A, a, a Bill! OK. [EDIT] | |
| And a, I have to look at my notes here. (laughter) | |
| I was reading...I was... I like quantum physics so I was reading about the a Heisenberg uncertainty principle - I'm not sure what that is. (laughter) | |
| Corn confuses me.... (laughter), (laughter) How are you tonight? (laughter) What's your name? Samantha. Samantha? (laughter) OK a, raise your hand if you want to talk to me. (laughter) I ah... (laughter) I bought a ah.. (laughter) [EDIT] | |
| I have an invention...OK.. (laughter) um, (laughter) I'm not actually gonna invent it, but I'll give these ideas out. Um... I think it's cool that kids wear a, torn pants and that's kinda cool and a then baggy pants is cool. | |
| This aint gonna work. (laughter) This is my last joke too. (laughter) [END] |
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